Here are 2 of my favorite excerpts so far:
"Well it all started around the year of World War 3. We fought that war for 20 years against Jamaica."
"He took the bat and took a swing at my head! I started to run. He started to run after me and he was fast!....I had a plan to turn around when he got close and punch him in the face. It worked."
Oh, 8th graders. You are so funny.