My First Thoughts

So this is for my thoughts. Thoughts. What are thoughts? Thoughts are things that pop into your brain and then you think them. Thats what I would write if I wrote the dictionary. Maybe one day I'll write a dictionary full of what I think things mean. But then if anyone ever used it. .. they wouldn't be very smart anymore.

Thoughts (rhymes with lots) n : things that pop into your brain and then you think them
-From the Dictionary of Natalie's brain

I think thats a genius idea the more I think about it, actually. Dictionary of Natalie's brain. Maybe then people wouldn't be as confused when I say things. Because they would have read my dictionary and when I say things like, "You look like a hundred dollars" they would know from the entry:

A Hundred Dollars (sound it out) adj: when something is really really great. a phrase I stole from the book Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close which is a book that is a hundred dollars and everyone should read it.

Genius. Maybe thats what this "blog" will be for. (I'm not sure why blog is in quotes. Maybe because it's a hilarious internet term that didn't used to be a real word)

Blog (rhymes with flog) n: A silly internet word that means a place where you write down things. On the internet. It just recently became a real word. Which is silly to me.

Hilarious.
I think the most often viewed websites of mine are : Dictionary.com, gmail.com, and facebook.com.
I think you can tell a lot about a person by the top 3 most often viewed webistes of theirs. So this tells me that I am. .. .anxious to know what words mean and their synonyms, I like to talk to people and send emails, and I really love pictures of myself and want other people to love them too.

I think I hate this thing called a blog. I feel silly.
Typing things I think.
Just typing.
But I think it's good because I want to write more. Maybe I'll write more if I have this. . .this. .. "blog". haha. That word makes me feel like Jaba the Hut is coming out of my mouth.

Jaba the Hut (guy from Star Wars) adj: When something is big and gross and slug-like. Also, every time I say or hear the words "jaba the hut" I instantly want to say, "Pizza the Hut ate himself today. .. "

I'm good at keeping a dictionary. A glossary of terms.
I'll force my high school English students to read my Dictionary. Test them on fake words. I think that would be hilarious. Start a breed of humans who speak like me and confuse the rest of the world. Genius. Genius idea.

Genius (jean-yus) n, adj, v...anything: Anytime something sounds smart, fun, like a good idea or just pleasing in anyway...this word may be used. An exclamation of something I like.

I have to go off to my ASL class in (60-33...math...27) in 27 minutes. We're going to watch a movie. I think about a deaf boy. I really love learning about Deaf people and their culture and everything about them. I wish I was better at signing, I can understand it moderately well...I just wish I could sign fast and fluent. I'm slow and sticky when I sign. I also love movies.